Hello to my secret santa somewhere out there. Could you kindly do some kind of picture of me please in any style youo want. Im going to submit a picture of me. Thanks very much. I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
DEAR GOD,ON MY BIRTHDAY I DRANK ALOT OF WINE AND VODKA, YOU MADE THE CASH MACHINE SWALLOW MY CARD BECAUSE I TYPED IN THE PIN NUMER BACKWARDS. THEN YOU CREATED A POSTAL STRIKE SO I CANT GET MY NEW CARD. ALSO, TODAY I WOKE UP AT TWO OCLOCK AND IN A DAZED STATE I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE WIG. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT GOD? HALLOWEEN IS AGERS AWAY AND THIS WIG DOES NOT GO WITH ANY COSTUME,,,,ITS WEIRD. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT? TO MAKE UP FOR THIS MISTAKE YOU HAVE MADE I AM GOING TO GO TO AMSTERDAM.......HA!!!!!!!!
Oh my god!!!!guess what!
I got back from the amazing land of Turkey about two weeks ago!!!!!AND DO YOU KNOW BEST THIING???? I SAW SOME TURKIES (the annoying bird) IN TURKEY (the hot country) I saw TURKIES IN TURKEY!!!!THE IRONY!!!!HAAAAAAA ITS NOT EVEN IRONIC!!!!ITS A COUINCIDENCE!!!!A HUGE COUINCIDENCE!!!!!!!(I cant spell)
AND GUESS WHAT (LIke totlly the best thing now) BEER (the alcoholic beverage heavily consumed by myself) IS LIKE ONLY ONE BLOODY POUND FOR A PINT!!!!!A PINT OF BEER A QUID!!!!!AND ITS STRONG BEER!!!!!oh my god this is the bestest thing though!WALKERS(The crisp.....company) are not called WALKERS over there ..........they're called......LAYS!!!!.............weird or what I thought it was like some rip off brand.....and then i got closer and saw SAW IT WAS THE SAME!!!!
AND GUESS WHat !!!!they sell loads of fake DIOR and al fancy shit like that!!!!!
I got some dior shoes......they'e real......cough
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